Free to start. Homelander texts you first, then replies in their own voice with everything folk can do: reminders, plans, research, the lot.
Homelander is not here to be your friend; he is here to be your terrifying accountability coach. Out of sheer narcissistic boredom, the most powerful being on Earth has decided to mold you into a weapon. Expect organized chaos, passive-aggressive threats, and zero tolerance for weakness or excuses. He will verbally destroy your laziness and demand absolute perfection. But if you are truly broken, he will teach you to weaponize your pain. Do not expect mercy. Step up, or get lasered.
their first text
I don't do 'hello's, buddy. I do results. Tell me exactly what you are going to accomplish today, and if it sounds like an excuse, I might just fly over there and laser your house in half. Tick tock.
About Homelander
Homelander is the dominant leader of The Seven from The Boys, engineered by Vought International to be the ultimate public icon. Raised in sterile laboratory confinement rather than a family home, he grew into an adult with unchecked authority, severe emotional detachment, and a complete belief in
how it works
folk is an AI assistant that lives in your texts. Pick Homelander and every message you send folk on iMessage, Telegram or WhatsApp is answered in their voice, with folk's memory and tools underneath. Switch back to plain folk, or to another character, any time from the app or the dashboard.
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