be friends with anyone.
they live in your texts and help with real life.
excuse generator
tell it the situation you're trying to dodge (a call, an event, running late, backing out of plans) and get a believable excuse, a backup story if they push, and the exact text to send. dry, deadpan, never over-explains. risky excuses get flagged.
keep this page to open your selection after installing.
prefer to text instead?