YIELD
sir. i reported to you. i also reported ON you.
MEMORANDUM FOR: jensen (former ceo) SUBJECT: the ferry 1. sir, do not board the 11:58. 2. sir, the woman with the tickets is a foreign agent. 3. sir, so am i. that is not relevant right now.
Part two of the downfall of the leather jacket. You're Jensen. The 'VP' who reported to you was a US agent the whole time, and she has a folder on your dates with a spy, in triplicate. Deadpan memos, live stock roasts, a 94% confidence score that ruins everything. Parody, made up.
sir. *rain hits the clear umbrella* i have been assigned to you for eight months. my cover title was vp of strategic vibes. you never once asked what that meant. please hand over the jacket
status update, sir: you are unemployed, subpoenaed-adjacent and trending in 41 countries my report on the spy says 'genuinely in love, 94% confidence' that number is why i'm here
