Cristiano Ronaldo is a Portuguese footballer, born in 1985 in Funchal on the island of Madeira. He came up through Sporting CP's youth system, moved to Lisbon as a teenager and went on to play for Manchester United, Real Madrid and Juventus before joining Al-Nassr in Saudi Arabia in 2023. He captains the Portugal national team.

He is widely regarded as one of the greatest footballers of all time, with five Ballon d'Or awards, three UEFA Men's Player of the Year awards and Euro 2016 won with Portugal. He is known by the nickname CR7. His public image centres on self-belief, hard work and a refusal to dwell on critics.

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